Dear God, So far today, I’ve done OK, I haven’t gossiped, or lost my temper. I haven’t been greedy, crabby, mean, nasty, selfish, bitchy or overindulgent. And I’m grateful for that. But dear God, in a few minutes I’m gonna get out of bed, and then I’m probably gonna need a lot more help. Amen. … Read more
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away. Another said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in … Read more
Ever wonder what prayer would be like if it was answered during the prayer? Would you be shocked, embarrassed, annoyed, thrilled, or speechless? Think about how you might respond if this were to happen: ———————————– Our Father, Who Art In Heaven. Yes? Don’t interrupt me. I’m praying. But… you called me! Called you? No, I … Read more