Ten Inches Of Water

Ten Inches Of Water

A boy was sitting in a park bench with one hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly exclaiming his praise to God. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great! he yelled without worrying whether anyone heard him or not. Shortly after, along came a man who had recently completed some studies at a local University. Feeling himself very enlightened … Read more

Favorite Hymns of Praise

Favorite Hymns of Praise

The Dentist’s hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns The Weatherman’s hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor’s hymn: The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn: There Is a Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises The Optometrist’s Hymn: Open My Eyes that I … Read more

Ten Rules Of Life

Ten Rules Of Life

Ten Essential Rules of Life RULE 1: Life is not fair; get used to it. RULE 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. RULE 3: You will not make $40,000 a year right out of high school. And you won’t be a vice-president … Read more

Little boy trying to outwit God

I told GOD… Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever…! GOD said: But for 4 days only….! I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day. GOD said: 3 days.. I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow. GOD said: No, 2 days! I said: Yes, a … Read more