Even God has a Sense of Humour

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates. “Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But … Read more

Jesus Saves

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job.” So down … Read more

Joke : Christmas Drink

Two days before Christmas Jimmy set-off in his minibus to collect a batch of open prison inmates. His mission, as usual, was to take them for their radiation treatment at a nearby hospital. Since it was Christmas, one of the 12 offered to buy Jimmy a drink. So they stopped off at the Rose and … Read more

Joke : Christmas Queue

Just before Christmas I was shopping at a toy fayre in Nottingham. I glanced to my left and caught sight of a queue at the doll counter; they were waiting for the shelves to be restocked with Mattel dolls. As I looked I realised that in the queue was a good friend of mine. Knowing … Read more