Jokes : Children write letters to God

Dear God,
So far today, I’ve done OK, I haven’t gossiped, or lost my temper.
I haven’t been greedy, crabby, mean, nasty, selfish, bitchy or overindulgent.
And I’m grateful for that.
But dear God, in a few minutes I’m gonna get out of bed, and then I’m probably
gonna need a lot more help.
Amen.

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? – Jane

Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I’m not praying. – Elliot

Dear God,
I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.
That was cool! – Eugene

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick? – Lucy

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones
You have now? – Cindy

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries? – Nan

Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah – “You made an ark on dry land you fool”.
But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do. – Edward

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? – Neil

Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. – Joyce

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. – Tom

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