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May 13th, 2009

Even God has a Sense of Humour

India and Neighbours

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates.

“Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America.. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests….

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.”

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said……. “Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. INDIA, My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..”

The angel was quite surprised: “But God you said everything should be in balance.”

God replied — “Look at the politicians and the neighbours I gave them.”

November 18th, 2008

Dont Believe in Zodiac signs

Dont Believe in Zodiac Signs

Check out this comic above. Its teaches a lesson. Please dont believe in Zodiac signs.

Some Christians just need to be disciplined (taught). The bible clearly tells us this is a form of idolatry and we should pay attention, but we do make slips now and again. Usually when people do this their faith-level is down and they feel they are looking into the future somehow, by reading their horoscopes. They are carnal and defeated Christians.

Briana says, “Personally before I became a Christian I was a witch. And Zodiac signs are a big part of it. I used to check what the zodiac sign for me was. I would check the personality traits of that zodiac sign and i actually turned into that: stubborn (this is not a Godly trait at all). Not only that but from studying zodiac signs got me to thinking stones had power. Zodiac is of the occult. All it will do is get you off track. Give GOD the glory, not some star or sign.”

Give GOD the glory, not some star or sign.

November 2nd, 2008

Jokes : I’d take it and throw it into the river

whisky wine

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon.

With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river!” The congregation nodded their approval.

With even greater emphasis he added, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river, too!” . The people clapped and were saying “Amen.”

And then finally, he concluded, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river!”

As he sat down, the song leader then stood up quite cautiously and announced, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: “Shall We Gather at the River.”

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