A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river!” The congregation nodded their approval. With even greater emphasis he added, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and … Read more
At the pearly gates, St. Peter greeted a minister and congressman and gave them their room assignments. “Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, Mr. Congressman, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.” “This is unfair!” cried the minister. “Listen,” St. Peter said, “ministers are a dime … Read more
The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday moring service. Most of the people were very generous telling the new minister how much they liked his message, except for one man who said, “That was a very dull and boring sermon, pastor.” A few minutes later, the … Read more
Inspirational speaker Dr. Wayne Dyer still remembers the card his kids gave him for his 64th birthday. The front said, “Inside is a message from God.” Pleased they finally appreciated his work, he opened it to read, “See you soon!”
Several churches in the South decided to hold union services. The leader was a Baptist and proud of his denomination. “How many Baptists are here?” he asked on the first night of the revival? All except one little old lady raised their hands. “Lady, what are you?” asked the leader. “I’m a Methodist,” meekly replied … Read more