At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. “I’m a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday: I had just earned my first dollar … Read more
Reasons churches don’t ask clown ministries to return: 1. They force people to smile during the 8 am service. 2. It’s hard to say with dignity, “The sermon today will be given by Brother Umpa-Doody.” 3. Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under pew cushions 4. Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime. 5. … Read more
At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, God appeared and said, “I want all the men to form two lines. One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. The other will be for the men who … Read more