Reasons churches don’t ask clown ministries to return: 1. They force people to smile during the 8 am service. 2. It’s hard to say with dignity, “The sermon today will be given by Brother Umpa-Doody.” 3. Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under pew cushions 4. Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime. 5. … Read more
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny Midwest town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort … Read more
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed … Read more