In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.