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October 23rd, 2008

Jokes : Denounce the devil

Priest comes to rescue

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil.”

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?”

The dying man said, “Until I know where I’m heading, I don’t think I ought to aggravate anybody.”

October 23rd, 2008

Jokes : I will tell you how to get to heaven

Rev. Billy Graham 87 years old now

Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon.

Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.”

The boy replied, “I don’t think I’ll be there… You don’t even know your way to the post office.”

October 23rd, 2008

Jokes : I want you all to read Mark 17

I want you all to read Mark 17

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

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