Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to installÂ Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What doÂ I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you locatedÂ your Heart, ma’am?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is itÂ okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running, ma’am?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge andÂ Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt fromÂ your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory,Â but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventuallyÂ override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge andÂ Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.Â Can you turn those off, ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeÂ Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge andÂ Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatÂ normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.Â You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get theÂ upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error -Â Program not run on external components .” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love program isÂ set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on yourÂ Heart. In non- technical terms, it simply means you have to LoveÂ yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingÂ files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge yourÂ Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The systemÂ will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faultyÂ programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from allÂ directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completelyÂ gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile isÂ playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselvesÂ all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventuallyÂ everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed andÂ running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sureÂ to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will inÂ turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.