The royal feast was done the king Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: “Sir Fool, kneel now, and make for us a prayer!” The jester doffed his cap and bells, And stood the mocking court before: They could not see the bitter smile Behind the painted grin he wore. … Read more
The question was once asked of a highly successful businessman: “How have you done so much in your lifetime?” He replied, “I have dreamed. I have turned my mind loose to imagine what I wanted to do. Then I have gone to bed and thought about my dreams. In the night I dreamt about my … Read more
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. You can’t trust dogs to watch your … Read more