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November 2nd, 2008

Jokes : That was a very dull and boring sermon, pastor

very dull and boring sermon

The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday moring service. Most of the people were very generous telling the new minister how much they liked his message, except for one man who said, “That was a very dull and boring sermon, pastor.”

A few minutes later, the same man again appeared in line and said, “I don’t think you did much preparation for your message.”

Once again, the man appeared, this time muttering, “You really blew it. You didn’t have a thing to say, pastor.”

Finally, the minister could stand it no longer. He went to one of the deacons and inquired about the man.

“Oh, don’t let that guy bother you,” said the deacon. “He’s a little slow. All he does is go around repeating whatever he hears other people saying.”

November 2nd, 2008

Jokes : Gift Dr. Wayne Dyer got

Dr. Wayne Dyer

Inspirational speaker Dr. Wayne Dyer still remembers the card his kids gave him for his 64th birthday.

The front said, “Inside is a message from God.”

Pleased they finally appreciated his work, he opened it to read, “See you soon!”

November 2nd, 2008

Jokes : How many Baptists are here?

How many Baptists are here

Several churches in the South decided to hold union services. The leader was a Baptist and proud of his denomination.
“How many Baptists are here?” he asked on the first night of the revival?
All except one little old lady raised their hands.

“Lady, what are you?” asked the leader.
“I’m a Methodist,” meekly replied the lady.

“Why are you a Methodist?” queried the leader?
“Well,” replied the little old lady, “my grandparents were Methodists, my mother was a Methodist, and my late husband was a Methodist.”

“Well,” retorted the leader, “just supposing all your relatives had been morons, what would that have made you?”
“Oh, I see. A Baptist, I suppose,” the lady replied meekly.

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