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September 28th, 2008

Jokes : The Minister and The Police Officer

The Minister and The Police Officer

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter.

So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES.”

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.”

September 28th, 2008

Jokes : Use Your Brains Even After Your Death

The Three Men

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like
to hear them say about you?”

The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of
my time, and a great family man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a
huge difference in the children of tomorrow.”

The last guy thinks a minute and replies, “I guess I’d like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!”

September 28th, 2008

Jokes : Trick To Get Into Heaven

Get into Heaven

An exasperated mother,  whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”

The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says ‘For Heaven’s sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'”

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