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September 29th, 2008

Jokes : Baby Jesus Was Missing

Baby Jesus was missing from Nativity

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the naivety when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.

Immediately he turned and went outside where he saw a little boy with a red wagon and in the wagon was the figure of the infant of Jesus.

So he walked up the the little boy and said, “Well, where’d you get Him, my fine friend?

The little boy replied , “I got him from the church.”

“And why did you take him?”

The little boy replied, “Well about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it.”

September 29th, 2008

Jokes : A Little Girl’s Prayer

A little girl praying

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.

As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!”

As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.

As she ran she once again began to pray, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!…But don’t shove me either.”

September 29th, 2008

Jokes : Let Him Who Is Without Sin

Let Him Who is Without Sin

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. “What’s going on here, Anyway?” he asked.

“This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!” one of the crowd responded.

“Wait,” yelled Jesus, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

“Aw, c’mon, Father … “ Jesus cried, “I’m trying to make a point here!”

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