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October 23rd, 2008

Jokes : How Do I Get into Heaven?

Sunday School class

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”

NO!” the children all answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again, the answer was “NO!”

Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

October 23rd, 2008

Jokes : The poorest preacher

The poorest preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.”

Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?”

Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”

October 23rd, 2008

Jokes : IRS Agents In Heaven

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Two income tax collectors died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Just ahead of them were two clergy, but St. Peter motioned them aside and took the internal revenue into heaven at once.

Why them ahead of us?” the surprised religious leaders asked.

Haven’t we done everything possible to spread the good word?”

Yes,” said St. Peter, “but those two IRS agents scared the Hell out of more people than you ever did!”

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