Notes From God

1) Let’s Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game – God
2) C’mon Over And Bring The Kids – God
3) What Part of “Thou Shalt Not…” Didn’t You Understand? – God
4) We Need To Talk – God
5) Keep Using My Name in Vain And I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer! – God
6) Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage – God
7) That “Love Thy Neighbour” Thing, I Meant It. – God
8) I Love You…I Love You…I Love You… – God
9) Will The Road You’re On Get You To My Place? – God
10) Follow Me. – God
11) Big Bang Theory? You’ve Got To Be Kidding. – God
12) My Way Is The Highway. – God
13) Need Directions? – God
14) You Think It’s Hot Here? – God
15) Tell The Kids I Love Them. – God
16) Need a Marriage Counselor? I’m Available. – God
17) Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test! – God