Two income tax collectors died and arrived at the pearly gates.
Just ahead of them were two clergy, but St. Peter motioned them aside and took the internal revenue into heaven at once.
“Why them ahead of us?” the surprised religious leaders asked.
“Haven’t we done everything possible to spread the good word?”
“Yes,” said St. Peter, “but those two IRS agents scared the Hell out of more people than you ever did!”
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