God\'s Billboards

1. “Let’s Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game” – God

2. “C’mon Over And Bring The Kids” – God

3. “What Part of “Thou Shalt Not…” Didn’t You Understand?” – God

4. “We Need To Talk” – God

5. “Keep Using My Name in Vain And I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer” – God

6. “Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage” – God

7. “That “Love Thy Neighbor” Thing, I Meant It.” – God

8. “I Love You…I Love You…I Love You…” – God

9. “Will The Road You’re On Get You To My Place?” – God

10. “Follow Me.” – God

11. “Big Bang Theory, You’ve Got To Be Kidding.” – God

12. “My Way Is The Highway.” – God

13. “Need Directions?” – God

14. “You Think It’s Hot Here?” – God

15. “Tell The Kids I Love Them.” – God

16. “Need a Marriage Counselor? I’m Available.” – God

17. “Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test.” – God

Get the Message?