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November 2nd, 2009

Little boy trying to outwit God

Boy praying for friends

I told GOD… Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever…!
GOD said: But for 4 days only….!

I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.
GOD said: 3 days..

I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
GOD said: No, 2 days!

I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).
GOD said: No, just 1 day!

I said: Yes!
GOD asked: Which day?

I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!
GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day.

May 14th, 2009

God’s own country – Kerala

Golden-Telephone

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read “$10,000 per call”

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God.”O.K., thank you,” said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same “$10,000 Per call” sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read “One Rupee per call.”

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.

“Father, I’ve traveled all over World and I’ve seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in all the places the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?”….The priest smiled and answered,

“You’re in Kerala now, Son – it’s a Local Call. This is God’s own country.”

May 13th, 2009

Even God has a Sense of Humour

India and Neighbours

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates.

“Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America.. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests….

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.”

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said……. “Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. INDIA, My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..”

The angel was quite surprised: “But God you said everything should be in balance.”

God replied — “Look at the politicians and the neighbours I gave them.”

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