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November 2nd, 2008

Jokes : The proper burial

Dead robin

Several children found a dead robin.

Feeling that a proper burial should be performed, they secured a small box and some cotton batting, dug a hole in the back yard, and made ready to dispose of the deceased.

The minister’s 5-year-old son was chosen to say the prayer.

And so with great dignity, he intoned, “Glory be to the Father…and unto the Son…and into the hole he goes.”

November 2nd, 2008

Jokes : Graveside burial service

Flowers at Burial

An inexperienced preacher was to hold a graveside burial service at a pauper’s cemetery for an indigent man with no family or friends. Not knowing where the cemetery was, he made several wrong turns and got lost. When he eventually arrived an hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, the backhoe was next to the open hole, and the workmen were sitting under a tree eating lunch.

The diligent young pastor went to the open grave and found the vault lid already in place. Feeling guilty because of his tardiness, he preached an impassioned and lengthy service, sending the deceased to the great beyond in style.

As he returned to his car, he overheard one of the workman say to the other, “I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years and I ain’t never seen anything like that.”

November 2nd, 2008

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