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September 28th, 2008

Jokes : Can you do it once more?

millionaire

At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. “I’m a millionaire,” he said, “and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:

I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God’s work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today.”

As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by this man’s story. But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said: “Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!”


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September 28th, 2008

Jokes : No to Clown Ministers

Clown Ministers

Reasons churches don’t ask clown ministries to return:

1. They force people to smile during the 8 am service.
2. It’s hard to say with dignity, “The sermon today will be given by Brother Umpa-Doody.”
3. Whoopee cushions inevitably appear under pew cushions
4. Sermons take a lot longer when they are in pantomime.
5. Dribble glasses used during the communion service.
6. They have to pay janitors extra to get all of the silly string off the ceiling.
7. The kids pop their balloons during closing prayer.


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September 28th, 2008

Video : Amazing Dance – You Will Cry

This video shows the amazing dance of a pair on stage. But the difference is that the guy doesn’t have one leg and the girl one hand. Yet one will wonder how they give support to each other throughout the dance to make it a perfect one. Its really a touching one.

All are not perfect. We all may be disabled either physically or mentally. But what we should do then is not to complain to the Lord, rather thank Him for whatever we have and strive to do good things beautifully, by helping each other, just as the pair in the above video does. Watch the Video…


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